Father told a funny story to his son.
1. Before you get in the car to go somewhere, make sure you’re wearing a good pair of underwear with no holes in them. You never know when you might get in an accident and they have to cut your clothes off of you.
2. Don’t sleep in the nude. You never know when your house might catch fire in the middle of the night.
If you remember your grandmother’s wise but funny nuggets of advice, feel free to comment below.
One grandma told me, “Clean as you go,” and “Chin up, shoulders back.” (She was short like me.) The other grandma told me “Count your blessings.” All that advice was good.😃❤
Thkse are wonderful nuggets of advice, Tonya! 💖💐🌹🦋
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Always keep a quarter in your pocket or sock in case you need to make an emergency call. Funny now that we all have personal cell phones! LOL
LOLOL Very wise advise indeed. I never heard of that one but I’m glad you told me! Love this! <3
LOL…. I got the same advice from my mother. ( Except it’s about an earthquake in the middle of the night.)
Gotcha! And it could be anything- a fire, earthquake, or tornado. 😀
ROFL! 🤣🤣
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Make sure your clothes hangars all line up in the same direction, so your clothes will be easier to grab in a fire.
That’s a good one too! 😀 Or at least have your underwear lying nearby so that you won’t have to go completely naked! 😀 😀 😀
My favorites from my grandma: Never go to bed mad. Do the thing for procrastinating becomes a habit.
Very wise advise. My husband told him that his grandma used to tell him that too. <3
“Don’t eat refrozen ice cream” is one that I remember.
Hahahaha! Now that you mention it, I remember that advice too! And I actually found that out the hard way when I was a kid- yuck!!!
My grandmother told me the same as your grandmother told you.
Awesome, girl! Our grannies were some wise women! I remember when my grandmother told me and my siblings, we just fell out laughing! She had a way of making it fun! 😀
i don’t remember those but my mom did say “can you just where underwear… ?” i still don’t lol! 😱
Bahahahahaha! 🤣😂🤣😂 I love this, Cindy! 😜
more stories where that one came from…. lol 🤣
I can just imagine! Grandmothers are a hoot! 😂🤣😂🤣
It is sooo true! I’ll clue you in if I ever do a post on it! 🤣
Looking forward to it! 💖💐🦋
I’ll have to try and rememember.. thanks. a fun Fri Yay or omg Fri Yay,,. 🤣🤣🤣
Cooool! 😎😎😎 I’m looking forward to Fri-Yay! 😃
😎😎😎ohhh yayyyy
MEEE too! 💖💖🌈
Love this ! Very funny!
Thank you so much, Rashida! 😀
Thanks for sharing 👍
I am still laughing 😂😂
😀 You’re welcome! I’m glad you got some chuckles out of it!
My grandmother didn’t impart great words of wisdom but loads of stories about how she had to walk three miles to school every day, sometimes in the snow.
Oh, my goodness! Both my grandmothers did that too! It seems they don’t make em’ like our grandparents anymore! The younger generations couldn’t handle what our grandparents could! 😀
That’s so true!
My grandmother says that we should not leave the milk Tumblr near beds at late night or else the lizard will come and lick out faces and specifically lips…I know doesn’t make sense according to your blog…but seriously creppy….🤣
Bahahaha! I’m loving this! Thank you for commenting and sharing your experiences! 😀
Your welcome 🎉
Some creepy advice, dear Cherie! But older women are usually wise women and they know what they are talking about. Life’s experiences have taught them.
Absolutely! My grandmothers told us this when we were kids and we just fell out laughing! They were a hoot! 😀
Often children laugh about their grandmothers. Later, when they have reached grandmother’s age, they start thinking twice, and they discover the formerly hidden wisdom.
Oh, sweetie, we weren’t laughing at her! We were laughing with her because she was laughing too when she said it. Both my grandmothers had a flair for making everything entertaining! I’m very blessed to have had grandmothers who were comediennes! It was all in good fun.<3
I unfollowed you a long time ago, you did not even notice that because you are stupid as a donkey.
😂🤣😂🤣 And yet, here you are again. Get a shrink, get help, and get a life!
Disappear, troll!
Chérie in her chateau. What a dumb wannabe French whore. The most stupid US cow on the internet. The whole blog full of dumb stuff, no wonder people are mobbing you. You deserve it. Au revoir Chérie. Keep pissing nonsense about your grandma. You probably inherited her idiocy. It seems to be genetic.
😂🤣😂🤣 You’re only exposing yourself to be a bully. Please keep talking. I love exposing bullies like you. It’ so fun. 😜
I remember my maternal grandmother telling a story about when she was growing up. It wasn’t funny at the time it happened but after everyone knew they were okay, the nude part was funny later. There was a couple living down the street and their house caught fire. When the fire brigade showed up, the couple were hiding in the bushes and they wouldn’t come out because they were starkers! The firemen had to throw them a blanket before they’d come out! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
Absolutely funny and stitchy pieces of advice. 😀👏
Thank you so much!
You’re most welcome
Made me think about what my mum always advised. It was pretty much the same thing.
Yep! I think a lot of parents and grandparents gave their kids that advice! 😀 Parents and grandparents definitely know what they’re talking about. We may not realize it when we’re kids and think we know everything! But we get it later!
My grandma even added that the nurses who cut you out of your clothes will get behind closed doors and talk about the holes in your drawers! LOLOLOL That was enough to embarrass us into making sure we had good underpants on under our clothes! 😀
Wear shoes while driving because your foot could cramp! To this day I never drive barefoot! Hugs, C
Wow! I heard something similar. But instead of your foot cramping up, we were told that we’d get a foot caught under the pedals. I hadn’t thought of that until you mentioned it! Thank you so much for bringing back a wonderful memory! 💖💐🌹
I guess grandmothers, and mothers are the same everywhere, in my younger days I heard similar advice!🤣
I agree! They’re the best! 💖💐🌹
Awwwww grandma! 🤗 Great advice and such wise women! 🤣😆😄😅😂
Absolutely, Kym! Grandma’s are so precious! I miss both of them very much. 💖💐🌹
I concur girlfriend. But they taught us well sistah!!! 👵🏼👏🏼👴🏽🙌🏼👩🏽🦳
They sure did! 💖💐🌹🕊