Father told a funny story to his son.
1. Before you get in the car to go somewhere, make sure you’re wearing a good pair of underwear with no holes in them. You never know when you might get in an accident and they have to cut your clothes off of you.
2. Don’t sleep in the nude. You never know when your house might catch fire in the middle of the night.
If you remember your grandmother’s wise but funny nuggets of advice, feel free to comment below.